CAKE Byte 30.0: Juice

Feeling unsorted? CAKE will sort you out. We've got the juice...

Introducing the CAKE.CARD - customized especially for CAKE.Girls...gold embossed and totally fresh! We know you love your CAKE, have seen it rise up from scratch, and want to stay around to taste all the sweet stuff. As the CAKE community continues to grow at an exponential rate, we want to maintain the integrity of CLUB.CAKE. As such, we will be moving towards a card-holding "member's only" policy for our events. Slowly but surely, CAKE events will only be open to women (and their guests) holding CAKE.CARDS.

In return, CAKE guarantees CLUB.CAKE events, chock full of girls...and guys...who are ready to promote female sexuality. Yeeeah. Say it again...Amid these fervent feverish times, CAKE remains dedicated to our mission - promoting female sexual culture.

The inaugural batch of the "white" CAKE.CARD is extremely limited. With the purchase and first use of this first edition, you will receive a completely free, totally sexy product from Adam and Eve, this month's sponsor of the CAKE.CARD. That's right, CAKE rocks.

2001 Annual CAKE.CARD Benefits:

Access to all CLUB.CAKE events for you and a guest
Special promotions from "CAKE-approved" sponsors (giveaways, deals, steals, prizes...a constant flow of assorted naughty goodies)
Guaranteed admission for you and the partner of your choice to the Valentine's Day CAKE event on February 14th. Which WILL be HOT!

Oh boy, do we have a line-up of events coming down the pipe...rock and roll, coochie coo!

CAKE.CARD qualifications, necessary requirements and regulations:

You must apply for the CAKE.CARD. If approved, CAKE will send you an email with a link to purchase the CAKE.CARD.
The CAKE.CARD will only be issued to WOMEN. However, men can apply for a CAKE.CARD for their female friend, lover, partner, mother, sister, whoever!
The CAKE.CARD is non-transferable and non-refundable.
CAKE reserves the right to revoke the CARD.CARD due to noncompliance with CLUB.CAKE rules.

Love,
CAKE