CAKE Byte - Let them eat CAKE!

Hmm...let's call this our first "How-to" CAKE Byte, chock full of interesting tidbits designed to elicit response and action. This is not intended to be a guide persay, but more a proclamation of every girl's right to ...extended amounts of pleasure! (followed closely by our desire to seeing you pleasure us). That's right y'all, we are giving you the skinny on why it is so damn important to know how to eat a piece of CAKE. It really boils down to this -- there is nothing better than a boy who knows how to savor a girl's pleasure principle. What every boy needs to know - (and every girl demands that he know) -- Let them eat CAKE!

A couple of key things to keep in mind before "going down" -

If you do not know where the clitoris is, go home - literally. Okay, we know it must be daunting for the boys - think about it - where does a good boy go to get training? Even though his mother has the answers, we don't advise a cunnilingus 101 session with mommy dearest (way too weird). Forget about junior high school anatomy class - anyone recall the clitoris in the biological diagrams??? If you think about it, which we know some of you do - this is basically tantamount to designing male anatomical models sans the penis....go figure.

Ask the one you are with or if you are not "with" right now -- ask your girl and guy friends about their titillating tips. Everybody's got their something! There is a definitive wealth of information out there right at your fingertips. Don't ever be afraid to ask...

Always remember, eating cake is not a means to an end - it is all about the interaction, the experience, and the pleasure for the duration.

We know, we know, there are so many variables. The trick is to remember your options. CAKE breaks it down:

The tease factor - Anticipation and build up are half the battle. Women like to get that yearning feeling before you stick it to us. If we are turned on, there is no doubt that our cake will be moist and delicious a la Duncan Hines (come on, we could not resist...). Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn't really tell you much. Most of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning. After you get started, gauge your speed by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach, but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is that "Oh my God" usually means BRING IT ON.

Go with the ebbs and flow - There is no time limit - women can come in 60 seconds or in 60 minutes - if you are not into the journey, don't bother. Every woman is different - but the clit is the key that unlocks the magical wardrobe.

One, twice, three times a lady - You do not always have to finish the cake all at once. You may want to take a little bite before dinner, another nibble after you have had some milk, and finish it off at the end of the evening.

Flavor - A woman's truly aroused scent is "so fresh and so clean", when achieve maximum velocity you will be richly rewarded. This is not something to forget. Although we do not recommend masking it, one CAKE.Girl wrote to us about her strawberry shortcake fantasy...as in add a few strawberries and some whipped cream and you are in for a real dessert.

To suck or to lick? - The tongue licks are sometimes overrated - probably due to too much porn watching where licking is favored over sucking because it doesn't cover up the pink. Try beginning to stimulate the clit by running your entire tongue over it, after you isolate it from the lips.

After the slow licks it's time to change it up a bit. The sucking or "vacuum technique" is a great alternative. Use your whole mouth, and cover up the whole cake, or simply suck on the cherry. Keep mixing things up with some circles around the clit and some penetrative tongue action. As you're closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides.

Fingers, lube and a little extra something - Don't be afraid to incorporate a vibrator to give your tongue a rest - while the sensation of a wet tongue is among the finer pleasures in life, a vibrator-assist yields tremendous results. Halfway through, you may want to also add a dildo or fingers to the mix to stimulate the g-spot. As we go, women get engorged - the more engorged, the more it feels good. Period. However, the issue of whether it is "Come hither", or alternately the "around the world" motion is for you and your honey to decide. Remember to pay attention to more than just the cake. You must multitask - use your hands to rub the rest of her body or talk a little dirty. And don't forget about the inner thighs and the lower abs region.

The finale. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You're almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics. When you get in the groove - stick with what works. Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Slowly lightening up on your pressure and speed is also usually a good idea, but NOT always. If she's multi-orgasmic you'll have to keep going until you've done the whole routine another four or five times. If you're not sure what to do, just keep giving her your best until the magic hands come down to pull you off. Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is terrible for your morale.

The best tip of all is to simply ask what she wants or alternatively - tell him what you like. Remember, above all, we are talking about having some fun! This is not a clinical experiment or a test. Pleasure is NOT a chore! As always, attitude is everything (well, that is coupled with some good solid technical ability!) Now go heed our advice and practice, practice, practice. We can't wait to hear about how much you have, or rather he, has improved....

Question of the Week:

Tell CAKE about the best time you have had your CAKE eaten - Give is to us in long and sweet detail.

Submit your answer and read answers from last week's question at the CAKE.REPORT .

Love,
CAKE