CAKE Byte - "CAKEover"

While reports of "post-apocalyptic sex" and "stress sex" continue to grace the pages of national publications, over the last several weeks we have seen more "bad sex days" than we care to admit. Not unlike a bad hair day, a bad sex day is one where you are simply NOT feeling sexy. Unlike a bad hair day, which can be solved with a quick snip of the scissors and a box of hair dye, this bad sex day phenomenon is one tough cookie.

The promise of a "new you" is the basis for the entire beauty and fashion industry. Women are continually encouraged to "Find your perfect palette," complete "the 6-week body makeover," and change "your hair color to transform your life." The traditional makeover inherently injects a serious dose of insecurity and inadequacy. Why must we feel prospectively bad about ourselves so that we can retrospectively feel better? …hmm. Something about the whole damn concept seems rather backwards. From "Fashion Emergency" to "A Makeover Story", women are plucked, buffed, preened and altered in a desperate attempt to rescue us from our misery. The elaborate, time consuming, and often painful makeover experience is hardly conducive to one’s sexual pleasure. Here at CAKE, we are in serious need of pleasure – real sexual pleasure that we can preferably share!

What does a girl do when we are feeling unsatisfied, frustrated, and just can’t seem to "get it up" to "get it on"? Will we ever feel truly sexed up again? How do you rev up those hormones, heat those hearts, wet those lips? CAKE comes to the rescue…

Introducing The CAKE.Girl Kit, designed for an interactive "CAKEover" experience - a revolutionary concept in makeover technology! An entirely indulgent experience, The CAKEover is specifically designed to turn you on and get you off. Each month, we get thousands of requests from you, the CAKE crew, asking for advice, tips and recommendations for CAKE approved products designed to make you feel sexy. This holiday season we decided to do all the work for you – and the only promise is that you will experience pleasure. Not such a bad deal, if you ask us! Lovingly put together by the founders of CAKE, The CAKE.Girl Kit is a mix of "good sex day" inducing items with the style to make any CAKE.Girl's night blissfully enjoyable.

The CAKE.Girl Kit includes:

"Eat CAKE" thong underwear -Two pairs of undies imprinted with the CAKE logo in sparkly silver and glittery gold. A great way to keep sex on the brain all day long! Wear them with attitude, reap the rewards …

The Pocket Rocket - CAKE has tested hundreds of vibrators (someone has to do it). At times, we have asked you to tell us your favorite and we received a constant stream of requests for a product that addresses women’s highly discriminating and varied tastes. The Pocket Rocket is a CAKE-approved sex accessory and comes wrapped in a soft black velvet pouch. Use it alone or with a special friend. Every girl’s secret – orgasms give you the real "healthy" glow.

Girlie porn classic, "Insatiable" - A little sexy flick watching is definitely one way to get in the mood, especially if it's a 70's film classic - when they knew a little something, something about female pleasure. "Insatiable", starring the renowned Marilyn Chambers, explores the ups and downs of a woman on a mission to fulfill all of her sexual fantasies, while living it up in style. A private screening will reveal tips and techniques that every girl can use!

Sugar Cookie Gooey Gloss - CAKE’s original vanilla-flavored lip-gloss designed for long hours of kissing, talking dirty and other tasty activities – Mmmmmm

The CAKE.Girl Kit comes beautifully packaged in a white label bakery box. Open it up and get all the tasty, yummy, and sweet treats inside. Every CAKE.Girl needs this kind of CAKEover for the holidays.

Give her the gift of pleasure…or better yet, GET ONE FOR YOURSELF!
The CAKE.Girl Kit can be ordered at The CAKE Boutique.

Order now to get yours in time for the holidays!

Question of the week:

Got a good idea for a CAKEover? Tell us your secrets for a "good sex day." Give CAKE the juicy details. Submit and read responses from last week's question in the REPORT section

Love,
CAKE