CAKE Byte - Sex Tips for the Holidays

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This holiday season, CAKE is committed to having a sexy time in the city. We want to be sure that you all make it a pleasurable one. For starters, we are going to let you in on a big secret …... no matter what they say or don't say - EVERYONE is having sex or at LEAST thinking about it. That's right, the world is happily screwing themselves into ecstatic bliss, in reality and in fantasy. You still can’t get it at K-Mart or Walgreen's, but rest assured, sex is everywhere! Think sexy and try some of CAKE’s preferred holiday tantalizations and sex inducing evocations:

1. Find a hot man and ask him to give you a lapdance. If you haven’t noticed, "men-as-sex-objects" is all the rage these days. Both Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise have recently graced the cover of Vanity Fair in all their (half) naked glory and we know you have all seen that humongous, semi-pornographic billboard on Houston Street — you know the one with the BULGE! While shopping in Soho, you may find yourself partially aghast, while somewhat…aroused?…and totally in shock to see a grown man with his pee pee prominently positioned to catch your unsuspecting eye…All protrusions aside, CAKE would like to extend some holiday cheer and share with you a few snippets from CAKE.boys who might fit your lapdancer bill…(let us know if you want CAKE to send them your way…)

"I can't believe I'm doing this (from work nonetheless), but the thought of taking it off for the Cake Girls would fulfill one of my fantasies. I've been an avid follower of Cake from the beginning, but it was only last week that I attended my first live Cake event. I spent the whole afternoon buying sexy underwear (as a matter of fact I've got my new thong on now) and daydreaming about meeting Cake Girls. What a blast."

"So you don't want the traditional male lap dancer? Then put your money where your mouth is . . . yes . . . and ever so gently place that money in my underwear as I glide across the room to your table . . . perfect!"

"I'm a big proponent of CAKE's mission. I love women. I love pleasing women. I love making women smile. I love bringing women joy. If that doesn't make me a CAKE.Boy, I don't know what does."

Don’t fret ladies. Due to popular demand, we will be having another Lapdance party with the boys very soon… In the meantime, check out the pics from our last CAKE.Lapdance party in the CLUB section and find your own private lapdancer. Check out the video sneak preview (Nick Jagger in the flesh!) and look for hot uncensored video - coming next week. Oooooohh.

2. On the other hand, you can take it off this season for your favorite loved one. As we like to say, practice makes perfect. To get some tips from the pros, take a stroll over to the VIP Club (20 west 20th street) — yes the same VIP Club where CAKE had last year’s holiday party. We never knew that stripper Santa outfits were so popular! Since then, VIP has installed private booth areas for private dancing. Take your favorite boy and let the good times roll. One caveat — since CAKE has yet to take over the world, you will still find only female dancers at VIP (and any other traditional strip club for that matter). We know that the whole concept of strip clubs still has a long way to evolve, but work with what you got!

As you know, here at CAKE - we make stripping fun for the whole family! The holidays are all about family .... For some virtual encouragement, check out the oodles of fabulous footage from the Striptease.a.thon at the CAKE.Masquerade Ball

3. Take a bath…together: Do not disturb - a phrase that says so little, yet suggests so much. For the full treatment, the Wall Street baths are $26 for a day pass. Mmmmm, steam, sauna, …. we suggest bringing your own flip-flops. You can also be whipped with eucalyptus branches by a Russian masseuse or get a Thai massage for two. Alternatively, do your bathing at home. In the words of one inspired CAKE.Girl:

"It is a small bathroom. There is a candle burn on the sink and the air is filled with steam and the sweet smell of rain. A man and a women are sitting in a tub full of hot scented water. He is sitting with his back against the tub and she is between his legs; her back pressed against his chest. Their bodies are wet with the warm water of the bath and the sweat of their bodies pressed close. He brings his hands out of the water and gently cups her breasts with his warm palms. She responds by pressing her body closer. He begins to play with her nipple, making small circles with light touches. "Do you like that?" "Yes, it feels nice."

Wall Street Bath and Spa, 88 Fulton St. (212-766-8600).

4. Now for a few quickies…Warm her up in style with "strawberry nipple nibblers", write a sex journal, love letters, and some love spells, talk dirty, don a corset for the first time, sip a frozen hot chocolate, cook a sensuous meal, perfume your inner thighs, go for a carriage ride, get off while listening to the hot little N.E.R.D. video number on CAKE, drink a bottle of champagne with someone you just met, and lastly, experience what it feels like to drip candle wax on your breasts. Ouch!

5. Give the Gift of Pleasure — The CAKE.Girl Kit lets you give the gift of pleasure without feeling like a super sex freak. Packaged neatly together in a keepsake bakery box filled with yummy treats, the CAKE.Girl Kit not only includes our all time favorite Pocket Rocket (according to you, the preferred tool of choice), but some visual stimulation, physical stimulation and oral stimulation. The perfect gift for the holiday season — from CAKE. (psst…CAKE.CARD holders get a special treat when purchasing the CAKE.Girl Kit — a special invitation for the guest of your choice to a CAKE event in 2002…pass it on…).

As always, mix, shake and thoroughly ENJOY! Who loves you baby???

Question of the week:

This week, we tackle a question from a male CAKE member — "Hi, (help) I need to find a way to make my wife have a orgasm. I am almost positive that she has never felt an orgasm. Is there a solution? CAKE people, let’s help this guy’s wife out and give her husband some proper insight. Give him your best tips, tricks and flips to make a woman orgasm?

Give CAKE the juicy details. Submit and read responses from last week's question in the REPORT section.

Love,
CAKE