CAKE Byte - The Year
of the CAKE
2001 has been quite a year
for CAKE. After landing ourselves on the cover of New York City’s favorite
tabloid newspaper (remember that one — "City Club Where Sex is on
the Menu"…hmm….) we were all the more determined to turn the
heat up. Four glorious Striptease.A.Thons later, not to mention tons of sexual
barrier-busting and fun galore, CAKE is more resilient, more tenacious and more
unwavering than ever to get it on in 2002. CAKE would like put forth a few resolutions,
or dare we say, offer a few promises to you for the coming year. Of course,
it goes without saying that there will be oodles of treats, bigger, better,
hotter, sexier events to warm your hearts (and of course to push the social
boundaries of female sexuality in the mainstream discourse), and special guests,
prizes and surprises in abundance to make the New Year sexy for all. Our end
game? - to make 2002 the year of the CAKE. Follow these CAKE.Girl Resolutions
for 2002 - courtesy of the CAKE staff and your fellow CAKE fans - and your year
is guaranteed to be filled with pleasure.
- To have an orgasm a day
— (with the small caveat that in a precarious situation, such as sharing
a bedroom with a little brother or sister on a family vacation, it's OK to
skip a day…)
- To work on "ass issues"
- SLOWLY.
- To do at least 20 Kegel
exercises a day.
- To fulfill another person’s
sexual fantasy for them, with them or to them.
- To try, try and try again
to…ejaculate!
- To do at least one of
the following — striptease to Michael Jackson in the privacy of your
bedroom, striptease to Michael Jackson for your favorite boy, or striptease
to Michael Jackson at the next CAKE Striptease.a.thon!
- To organize a "do
it yourself" CAKE party that involves lots and lots of nudity!
- To stop worrying about
the CAKE.Girl who last year wrote, "I am going to practice celibacy.
I have always been a very sexual person, and I have not gone without sex more
than six weeks since I lost my virginity 8 years ago. I believe a year with
out sex will empower me.( and I am interested to see what activities will
be taking the place of sexual ones). I will keep you up dated.", but
never wrote us back…
- To stop feeling guilty
if it takes a long time to come, and stop pretending that having an orgasm
is not important.
- To learn to breakdance.
Not only will this improve muscle tone and sense of rhythm (both oh so important
in the bedroom) but will impress guys on the dance floor.
- To tell a guy exactly
how, when, if and why the art of going down must be perfected.
- To always keep a box
of sex accessories (the CAKE.Girl Kit works well) by the bed for easy access
and use.
- To lay back, relax and
let yourself go.
Happy New Year to all!
Question of the week:
Let us in on your own sexual
resolution for 2002. Give
CAKE the juicy details. Submit and read responses
from last week's question in the REPORT section.
Love,
CAKE
