CAKE Byte - Juicy
Where does a nice girl go to feel luscious, smooth and juiced up? CLUB.CAKE events of course. How does a NICE girl get JUICY, you ask? Only with the CAKE.CARD!
Introducing the 2002 CAKE.CARD Platinum Program for this year's CLUB.CAKE events.
WHY are you a CAKE.Girl? Let CAKE sort you out. Get juicy!
2002 Annual CAKE.CARD Benefits:
Listen up people, remember all the fun we had last year!? Well, CAKE events in 2002 are going to rock! We will break it down for you - CAKE is planning 20 CLUB.CAKE events this year, including a number of CAKE.CARD only exclusive events.
We are guaranteeing loads of private soirees, all-female bashes, big, beautiful exhibitions, sexed up fashion shows, lingerie-inspired events, musical acts, sexy fetes, Romanesque extravaganzas, pampering, stress relieving spots, explicit demonstrations, and of course stripteasing, lapdancing, porn screening - not to mention our annual "for the history books" happenings - The Valentine's Day Lovespy Event, La Dolce Vita - CAKE's Birthday Party, and the one and only Masquerade on Devil's Night. Whew. That's a whole lot of female-focused, women-in-charge, sexy entertainment!
Plus, with the purchase and first use of the 2002 edition, you will receive complimentary admission to the all-inclusive, CLUB.CAKE event at the end of January, which WILL be STEAMY! (stay tuned, details coming next week...)
There is such a high demand for CAKE events that in addition to the events open to all CAKE members, we are continuing to produce events exclusive for CAKE.Girls while prioritizing CAKE.CARD members at all our events - oh you lucky, lucky girls. You must apply and be approved to receive the CAKE.CARD.
The 2002 CAKE.CARD (pictured above) is customized especially for CAKE.Girls with platinum embossing! With it, CAKE guarantees you the JUICE to CLUB.CAKE events, chock full of girls...and guys...who are ready to promote female sexuality.
CAKE.CARD qualifications, necessary requirements and regulations: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.
*If you have a 2001 CAKE.CARD, go to the CAKE.Boutique to renew for 2002.
Want to apply for the 2002 CAKE.CARD? Tell us why you get the JUICE. And it's not because you are juicy...
Want some inspiration? Check out these, rock and roll, 100% approved CAKE.CARD applications:
"I am a young woman who not only considers herself a feminist but also a sexual, sensual human being. At this time in my life, I feel that I am need of a sexual awakening and I want to explore my sexuality. I have always feltthat society degrades women, and the only to fight the degradation of women is to embrace it. Since CAKE empowers women and lets them release their inhibition, CAKE is fighting for women and woman's sexual revolution. I believe that a woman can be a friend, lover, mother, sister, and above all a sexual being. Women need to embrace their sexuality and not shy from it." - CAKE.Girl #1
"I am a 27-year-old woman who thankfully stumbled upon CAKE months ago and has been enthralled ever since. I have discovered at CAKE that I definitely had further untapped sexual energy. I have attended parties with my husband, and we have both had a blast. I want to continue exploring my sexuality. I love CAKE because it promotes all the things I believe in but often cannot express during the week due to my 'corporate' job. There is nothing more attractive to me than an independent woman who understands that sex is meant to be a pleasurable diversion as well as an outlet for creativity, sex is not just a tool to express emotion or a way to do your boyfriend a favor. I would like to have the opportunity to expand my horizons (it's not as if I'm shy as it is), and learn from other progressive men and women. I want to go far beyond my first encounters with sex - driven and mechanical, devoid of laughter. I’m incredibly curious - I want and I need to know more about what makes my body feel, about what I like it to feel." - - CAKE.Girl #2
"I am a believer in fluid sexuality and as such, I have encountered much discrimination and many people who want to stand in between me and my sexual pleasure, just because it's not exactly what they are used to. That is ridiculously unfair and has brought me to the realization that women all over the world face the same problem. This needs to be combated, and I think CAKE is a step in the right direction. Women having a good time, celebrating their sexuality, sharing stories, asking questions. Why has it taken this long for something like this to happen?" - - CAKE.Girl #3
We are happy to report
that it's finally happening. Thank you for your support!
APPLY FOR YOUR CAKE CARD NOW.
Love,
CAKE.