Cake Byte - No Bush

MEDIA ALERT:
New York, New York. August 18, 2000.
"CAKEnyc's 'NO BUSH' campaign, set to storm nation..."

Tired of feeling disenfranchised?
Not really a part of the political process?
Conventions boring you to tears?
Then step it up and join CAKEnyc's:
"No BUSH" campaign!- things are going to get a lot more hairy, unless you get involved, NOW !

Here's the deal -
CAKEnyc is staging the "No BUSH" campaign in protest against anti-woman, anti-sex political attitudes. As a symbolic gesture to promote your sexual freedom, grab your razors and shave it off in protest-

Think of it this way, Bush:

• Limits your sexual enjoyment
• Makes you itchy and will end any hopes for a kinkier way of life…
• Is abrasive and chafing and can rub you the wrong way
• Is all over the place
• Trust us, it starts small, but will grow to be a National problem!

Based on past experiences, we don't need another Bush between our legs.

The bottomline is that:
BUSH IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND THE SAFETY OF THOSE AROUND YOU!
You can call it George, you can call it Barbara, or even George Junior - JUST GET RID OF IT.

Send CAKEnyc your before and after "No Bush" photos showing us your carefree, hair-free protest. Photos or other proof submitted to CAKEnyc.com or hand-delivered at the next CLUB.CAKE event gets you a free CAKEnyc.SEX.POLITICS "informed pervert" Iron-on. All submissions will be anonymously posted on the CAKEnyc.com website.

Go ahead and expose your political side. Vote "No-Bush", TODAY!

Love,
CAKE