CAKE Byte — Tres Jolie!

You might not know it, but May is "National Masturbation Month." Yippee! As a matter of principle, CAKE thoroughly endorses masturbation on a day to day basis — we won’t stop until every women is having an orgasm at least once a day! Until then, CAKE’s work will never be done. Are you "turning Japanese-a," (yes, the British euphemism for masturbation as well as the 80’s pop classic) "spanking your monkey," "jilling off," (the most annoyingly banal euphemism for female masturbation) or in honor of Star Wars — are you "test firing your death star?" If not, get to it. Simply put, masturbation is the best way to learn what gets us off, what gives us pleasure and how to get it. For women, it is an invaluable component of exploring and empowering our sexuality. As the Chinese put it - it's self-comfort! Any responsible human being has a God-given obligation to "play that skin flute!" So no more "beating around your bush," it’s time to pony up for pleasure.

As one of our favorite sex experts, Carol Queen, puts it - "Masturbation can be a radical act, and the culture that suppresses masturbation may suppress many other personal freedoms as well. While celebrating National Masturbation Month and doing your part to bring self love out of the closet, keep in mind that erotic freedom is essential to true well-being, everywhere."

Of course to help you reach your masturbatory potential, CAKE is giving you a chance to share in the delights of our new-found best friend in pursuing pleasure — The Jolie "a waterproof, personal massager" from Candida Royalle’s Natural Contour line of vibrators. Pictured below:

This pretty gem updates another one of our favorite friends — "the pocket rocket" — into a sleek, modern form designed by a woman who knows her business.

Available at the CAKE.Boutique.

Tip of the Week

As they say in the radical new film "Dogtown and Z-Boys," when stripteasing it's all about individual style and attitude.

Question of the Week

To honor masturbation month, let us know where your favorite place to swing it solo is.

Submit and read responses from last week's question in the REPORT section.

Love,
CAKE