CAKE Byte - The Shape of Things to Come

Now that the season has turned to a "fun in the sun," "don’t feel like going to work," "the beach or bust," mentality, CAKE spent last weekend soaking it up in the sand with some of our favorite lads. After several hours of sunshining away, with the heat getting to our heads, the congenial conversation turned appropriately to the most tried and true "give us some of your female perspective, expert sexual advice to help with the ladies…please?" Okay, all right already — we capitulated, "what do you want to know." "Well, we have been wondering - Does size really matter?" After a short pause, but with no hesitation we replied "Ahem, yes, oh yes it does."

Now before all you boys out there get in a tizzy, freak out and mail us spiteful responses, hold your horses and give us a chance to properly elaborate. Yes boys "size" does matter, but when it comes to our pleasure — stroke and technique take the true cherry on the CAKE. The most important point here is when we talk about "size" we are not only refering to the length of your member, but rather the magnitude of your pleasure -inducing skill set, the extent of your sexual repertoire, and the proportions of your lovemaking genius. That’s right, the "size" of your capacity to give us girls pleasure.

Okay, so now that we got that out of the way. Let’s talk some specifics.

What is the average penis size anyway?

Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches. Regardless, most of the vagina's nerve endings are at the entrance, and women are more likely to have a clitoral orgasm than a vaginal one - (see CAKE Byte - The Big O for more information on vaginal vs. clitoral orgasms.) So, even though a good fit helps, what's more important is what you do with the equipment you've got.

Is bigger really better?

Not necessarily. No matter how big you are, us girls can only accommodate so much girth and length. Since the average vaginal size when aroused is approximately 5 inches long, if you are bigger than say 7 inches, chances are with a full thrust you are bumping up against our cervix, which can be damn painful, answering the "How big is too big?" quandary. So boys the key here is girth not length which allows all men the opportunity to use unique techniques to stroke us right. The female anatomy is surprisingly resilient and pliant. We too come in all different sizes. Size is all relative.

What is the largest size on record?

Eleven inches baby! Someone should recruit that boy to perform in the "Puppetry of the Penis" - now disturbingly entertaining suburban moms and grand-mums on Broadway, but please keep him away from us...

So what is the big secret to making a girl come?

Use your member (whatever size it may be) to rub us the right way! A little internal g-spot action is key to the female orgasm with penetration so figure out which direction, position and style allow you to hit the spot. The point is we want to be impressed. Show off for us — show us your style.

One CAKE.Girl gave us her "small" penis fantasy to illustrate the point:

"He grinned up at me again, and then buried his face between my legs, his wide tongue easing between the folds, making me feel hot and liquid, like sliding into a warm milky bath. His tanned hand settled down my white belly, teasing and expertly pressing the button that drives me wild. I felt his other hand slide beneath me and cup my ass, and my eyes flew open in shock as he slid a finger in. I was about to protest when his tongue and both hands starting moving hard and fast, so hard and fast that I lost control and fell off the edge, my head thrashing from side to side, the world spinning as I cried, no, screamed out loud for the first time. He continued to stroke me softly while my heart pumped furiously and I tried to remember where I was. I looked down and saw his cheek on my glistening belly, his blue-black curls falling over my waist. He looked quite pleased with himself. When I could breathe and talk at the same time again, I asked him why he still had his jeans on. After all, I'd never been with a guy who didn't seem to have his own orgasm first and foremost on his mind. He shrugged and rather unapologetically told me that he wasn't very well endowed, and knew he could make me smile best with his mouth. I laughed, thought of all the 7-inch plus men I'd been with who thought size was all that mattered, and thought how lucky I was to have found a guy with a small dick."

Maybe the new "what matters" question for all you boys out there should be about how your technique, style and strokes measure up. So instead of "Does size matter?" You should be asking — "Does making my girl come matter?" To that we answer simply, "like nothing else."

CAKE London

Listen up - to all of you CAKE.Girls in the UK, we have a special opportunity in store for you. Our London correspondent, Emma, is organizing a series of all-female soirees to take place in the next few weeks in London. Hang out, drink some wine and let us know how you want your CAKE served up in the UK!

To be eligible to attend, please answer this week’s:

Question of the Week

For those of you in the UK - Why are you a CAKE.Girl? Please be sure to include your email address so we can contact you with details of the soiree.

Submit and read responses from last week's question in the REPORT section.

Love,
CAKE